Stop waving back. I'm drowning.

Homer: Here’s the keys.

Blackheart: Elephants don’t have keys.

Homer: Well, I’ll just keep these then.

#$wagfarewellreuniontour

As the French press laughs (x).

hello yes I would like to spend about $20-$50 on a new pair of shoes but I only want them to last for about 3 hours before disintegrating

ah perfect thank

idreamofjasonbateman:

Jason and Will holding hands while walking thru NY.